so tonight my pre-calculous class went to see Swan Lake (like, the ballet, which was hecka sweet) and at the very end when the villan guy is slain he fell and didn’t quite make it off stage so he started to just inch worm away while all the swans kept dancing and he was obviously so uncomfortable like “shit shit shit shit shit shit” and the best part is no one backstage came to like pull him back when they had the chance they were probably all back there like “GUYS GUYS LOOK AT FUCKING DENIS CRAWL OFF STAGE OMG TAMMY PUT THIS ON INSTAGRAM”
Artist Vs Poet Release “Strawberry Swing” Coldplay Cover
Artist Vs Poet have released a new cover of Coldplay’s “Strawberry Swing.” Stream it below after the jump.
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
This hurt my heart so much.. I can’t even..
If somebody said “goodbye” instead of “goodnight” to me i would make them promise i’d see/hear from them when i wake up and not get any sleep until they do
The other night I said goodbye to my mum instead of goodnight just to see what she would do, she did nothing. Then I come across this and it hit me hard.
I love you Meredith.
Oh wow! I can’t even..…
I’ve done this..only one person noticed, or cared enough to question it.
this just happened to me.. time to go now.
Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.




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